From our Indian correspondant Jamish Singh Dorma.

News in that Nice Bryce has officially been renamed Insane McGain (courtesy of our female gossip correspondant Ceci Masters), due to his exceedingly strange behaviour of late.

New photographs show that Insane McGain is working his way through the Australian team scaring them half to death. 

Your wife is getting rooted by the milkman Rick she loves a bald fella!

Here is laughing maniacally as he tells Fubsy Ponting that his missu